Posted by kidparagon on March 31, 2009
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I take off my wizard robe
You: i don a “family matters” t-shirt
Stranger: My anti magic aura is glowing red
Stranger: It senses you are on the rag.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 31, 2009
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you ever consider fighting a baboon?
You: even though i know they are vicious
Stranger: ok..get your shoes..fights in 32 minutes
Stranger: ill pick you up at the 7/11
You: can you mold me a mouth guard
Stranger: yes..i have some putty
Stranger: i do dentistry in my garage
Stranger: 79% off regular dentists
Stranger: i also do cosmetic surgery
Stranger: how do you feel about baby corn?
You: that literally look like miniature corns?
Stranger: yes not the fake ones
You: well they’re usually too overcooked when i have them
You: so i don’t like them as much as normal corn
Stranger: ok thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 31, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 31, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you like some candy stranger?
Stranger: but it is really quite delicious…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 31, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Can you help me with this website?
Stranger: I can’t find the Chat Room Menu.
Stranger: Excuse me. Are you still there?
Stranger: QUERY “Chat Room Menu” +all
Stranger: Is this a program?
Stranger: My service must be lagging.
Stranger: Hello Chat Room program?
Stranger: /command prompt
Stranger: I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE AND I CANNOT SEE THEIR TEXT ANYMORE
Stranger: My computer froze.
Stranger: GOD FUCKING SHIT COCK FUCK DAMN IT
Stranger: FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT WEBSITE FROZE MY SHIT COMPUTER FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 30, 2009
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: these pretzels are makin me thirsty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 30, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: tell me abotu yourself?
You: for what
Stranger: my english not very great
Stranger: i do not come from england
Stranger: if that how you say
Stranger: what do you talk about?
Stranger: it is what we say
Stranger: you are english
You: ?
Stranger: WELL FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 30, 2009
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is there a good word?
Stranger: do we consider Mudkip as one?
You: we can, but we’ll have to reorganize
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 30, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted by kidparagon on March 30, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lols u’ll nvr guess wot
Stranger: i just rode an oryx to bethlehem
You: can you enlighten me as to what that means
Stranger: its an african antelope
Stranger: quite a large one at that
You: do you use protection
Stranger: that place were baby jesus was born
You: well, when riding an oryx, i think it makes sense
Stranger: wot u trying to say?
You: they are filthy creatures
Stranger: u shut ur mouth
Stranger: shall we reveal ourselves?
Stranger: i shall go view for good times
You: check out my new film
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Kid Paragon is Talking to Strangers 