Kid Paragon is Talking to Strangers

Kid Paragon is Talking to Strangers http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com Anonymous, Meaningful, Meaningless Speach via Omegle.com Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:50:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/8cdc4635d0f30f7af047d1e71e26678b?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png Kid Paragon is Talking to Strangers http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com A Wizard’s 6th Sense 1:49/3/31/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/a-wizards-6th-sense-14933109/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/a-wizards-6th-sense-14933109/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:50:49 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=57 ]]>

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I take off my wizard robe

You: i don a “family matters” t-shirt

Stranger: My anti magic aura is glowing red

Stranger: It senses you are on the rag.

You: tragic

Stranger: Very

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/a-wizards-6th-sense-14933109/feed/ 0 kidparagon robe erj Baboons and Baby Corn 01:29/3/31/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/baboons-and-baby-corn-012933109/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/baboons-and-baby-corn-012933109/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:30:00 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=53 ]]>

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: would you ever consider fighting a baboon?

You: yes

You: even though i know they are vicious

Stranger: ok..get your shoes..fights in 32 minutes

Stranger: ill pick you up at the 7/11

You: can you mold me a mouth guard

Stranger: yes..i have some putty

Stranger: i do dentistry in my garage

Stranger: 79% off regular dentists

Stranger: i also do cosmetic surgery

Stranger: how do you feel about baby corn?

You: that literally look like miniature corns?

Stranger: yes not the fake ones

You: well they’re usually too overcooked when i have them

You: so i don’t like them as much as normal corn

Stranger: ok thank you

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/baboons-and-baby-corn-012933109/feed/ 0 kidparagon babboo corn Guess not…. 1:09/3/31/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/guess-not-10933109/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/guess-not-10933109/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:10:21 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=49 ]]>

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You: is this thing on?

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/guess-not-10933109/feed/ 0 kidparagon Candy 22:42/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/candy-224233009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/candy-224233009/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:45:49 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=45 ]]>

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You: fine

Stranger: hello

Stranger: would you like some candy stranger?

You: hello

You: no thank you

Stranger: but it is really quite delicious…

You: i’m ok

You: just ate dessert

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/candy-224233009/feed/ 0 kidparagon candy System Failure 22:24/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/system-failure-222433009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/system-failure-222433009/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:28:32 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=39 ]]>

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello.

You: hello

Stranger: Can you help me with this website?

Stranger: I can’t find the Chat Room Menu.

Stranger: Excuse me. Are you still there?

You: yes i am here

Stranger: QUERY “Chat Room Menu” +all

Stranger: Is this a program?

Stranger: My service must be lagging.

Stranger: Hello Chat Room program?

Stranger: /help

Stranger: /command prompt

Stranger: HELLO

Stranger: I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE AND I CANNOT SEE THEIR TEXT ANYMORE

Stranger: /exit chat

Stranger: My computer froze.

Stranger: GOD FUCKING SHIT COCK FUCK DAMN IT

Stranger: FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT WEBSITE FROZE MY SHIT COMPUTER FUCK

Stranger: DISCONNECT

Stranger: /DISCONNECT

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/31/system-failure-222433009/feed/ 0 kidparagon wtf Woody Allen Appears 16:36/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/woody-allen-appears-163633009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/woody-allen-appears-163633009/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:40:07 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=30 ]]>

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: these pretzels are makin me thirsty

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/woody-allen-appears-163633009/feed/ 0 kidparagon pretz The Bear and The Englishman 16:23/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/162333009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/162333009/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:28:31 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=23 ]]>

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whoa re you?

You: chad kreuger

You: who are you

Stranger: i am a bear

Stranger: tell me abotu yourself?

Stranger: sorry

You: for what

Stranger: my english not very great

You: oh

Stranger: i do not come from england

Stranger: if that how you say

You: which woods

Stranger: woods?

Stranger: what do you talk about?

You: if you are a bear

Stranger: i am a bear

You: yes

Stranger: it is what we say

Stranger: you are english

You: ?

Stranger: WELL FUCK YOU

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/162333009/feed/ 0 kidparagon chad bear Gay Mudkips 16:02/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/160233009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/160233009/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:04:51 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=20 ]]>

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: hellooo

You: is there a good word?

Stranger: do we consider Mudkip as one?

You: we can, but we’ll have to reorganize

Stranger: faget

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/160233009/feed/ 0 kidparagon mudkip Tragedy in Pajamas 15:44/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/154433009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/154433009/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:50:10 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=11 ]]>

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You: the bee’s knees

Stranger: OH HAI!

You: the cat’s pajamas

Stranger: How sad.

Stranger: I’m so alone.

You: sad?

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]]> http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/154433009/feed/ 0 kidparagon bees Mickey Rourke’s Ride to Bethlehem on an Oryx 14:55/3/30/09 http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/145533009/ http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/2009/03/30/145533009/#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:59:30 +0000 kidparagon http://imtalkingtostrangers.wordpress.com/?p=8 ]]>

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: lols u’ll nvr guess wot

Stranger: i just rode an oryx to bethlehem

You: can you enlighten me as to what that means

Stranger: an oryx

You: what is that

Stranger: omfg

Stranger: stfu

Stranger: gtfo

Stranger: its an african antelope

Stranger: quite a large one at that